look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
Little Shop of Horrors is my favorite musical
it has nothing to do with my crush on rick moranis I swear
don’t assume I want flowers just bc I’m a girl. the fuck am I supposed to do with non-edible plants? get me something useful instead, like vodka.
the story of a man and his unlikely friend
He’s probably from Florida
Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange
This made me laugh a lot
LMFAO IT’S BACK
Batman always trumps superman
Um, actually Godzilla is the doctor, not the monster