RedFeildsOfNone
apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

spaceauddity:

Little Shop of Horrors is my favorite musical
it has nothing to do with my crush on rick moranis I swear

1nd2rd3st:

don’t assume I want flowers just bc I’m a girl. the fuck am I supposed to do with non-edible plants? get me something useful instead, like vodka.

dave-stridesu:

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange

plushestrumpest:

thegoddamazon:

theordinaryjd:

dvalinha55:

This made me laugh a lot

Lmmfao

LMFAO IT’S BACK

Batman always trumps superman

tastefullyoffensive:

Airplane Sleep Positions by Demetri Martin

did-you-kno:

Source 

Oh, so that’s the reason.

did-you-kno:

Source 

Oh, so that’s the reason.

fartgallery:

Um, actually Godzilla is the doctor, not the monster

likeafieldmouse:

Sandy Smith - Mauritian Sunset (2005-6)

wallflower-punk97:

mikkynga:

this will never stop being funny.
the girl dressed as the boss is the best

is someone dressed as jesus

wallflower-punk97:

mikkynga:

this will never stop being funny.

the girl dressed as the boss is the best

is someone dressed as jesus